World War 3

... it will be a "perfect storm" if you will. If you think about it, it all makes sense.

Primates will learn how to talk and drive at the same time computers learn to think for themselves, and before you know it there will be a full blown world war: humans vs. primates vs. cyborg killing machines vs. mother nature.

The logical conclusion? We become pirates. The ice caps will melt due to Global Warming, drastically reducing our land. We'll take to the sea, where the primates can't swim and the cyborgs can't function. We'll live on boats, fighting off scurvy, and growing facial hair.

We're screwed.