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To find all of these in 1 day is very freakin' wonderful:

Woman Buys Used Couch, Finds Cat Living Inside
Couch only cost $27!

10 Kids Drink Windshield Wiper Fluid At Daycare
Why didn't the first kid tell the other 9 kids?

Israeli Hiker Falls to Death Out of Rescue Helicopter
My kids will probably be mentally handicapped because I find this funny.

Corpse Delivered to Pet Store
Whole new meaning to "Sleeping with the Fishes"