3.25.2012

My Reaction to the "Hunger Games"


This is not a review, just an initial reaction... **Spoiler Alert**

Having been a huge fan of the books, my expectations were unreasonably high for the movie. I walked away from the theater disappointed, but still found the movie to be really enjoyable. I wasn't shocked though since Book 1 was always my least favorite of the 3, with my main complaint being that the ending felt anti-climatic. After seeing the movie, I still feel that this point of the overall story feels rather anti-climatic, which is somewhat strange given that the heroine "won" when all is said and done. I would have preferred if they ended the first movie a little bit into Book 2... maybe with Snow paying Katniss a visit in Victor's Village?

Things I liked:

Arcade Fire during the credits.

The set design / costume design of the Capitol and its people.

Jennifer Lawrence's curves in her training gear.

The Reaping scene.

How the Gamemakers controlled the arena with their 3D touch screen technology.

How Seneca Crane was killed off.

Effie's obliviousness and unintentional humor.

The Cornucopia. I couldn't figure out how that would look, or how that scene in the book was even possible, so the futuristic interpretation was nice.

Cato's final "speech" conveyed depth to that character that we didn't get to see from the other Tributes, except Rue.

The "3 Finger" salute to District 11.

I thought I was going to dislike Woody as Haymitch, especially because that's absolutely not how I pictured him in my head, but I thought his portrayal was excellent.

When that initial Mutt leaped from the shadows it definitely startled the entire audience.

The concept of the Mutts always seemed strange to me in the books, so I'm glad they held back a little bit with the whole "eye balls" thing.

In the book we learned a lot through Katniss' POV, so to inform the audience by interjecting Flickerman's TV commentary throughout was pretty clever, and it also made it feel more like the reality show it's supposed to be.

Things I didn't like:

Gale's delivery of "Katnip".

They removed the "10... 9... 8..." countdown that was in the trailer. The silence made it suspenseful, but I still think the countdown could've worked better.

Peeta's camouflage was ridiculous. In a bad, distracting way.

When Katniss is up in the tree why not just walk around the other side of the tree and just keep shooting arrows?

How the Careers didn't see Katniss after their stockpile exploded, even when she clamored off in to the woods.

How after the trackerjacker attack Katniss was out in the open for days and nobody found her (although I suppose the Careers could've been busy tending to their own wounds?).

During the Feast at the Cornucopia, why wouldn't you just take all the bags and deprive the other Tributes of the thing they needed to survive?

When Katniss shoots Cato in the hand and he spins off of the Cornucopia. I feel like if I didn't know what happened in the book that would've appeared as one big confusing blur of action.

I wish we would've seen the hover crafts remove the bodies from the Arena. Especially Rue's.

The "berry" scene at the end could've been more suspenseful... Peeta latched on to that whole suicide thing rather quickly, and I would've liked to see Crane reacting like "Holy shit! What do I do?" Also, I feel like Katniss and Peeta could've been a little more excited to be alive.

Cinna and Katniss' "bond" seemed unfounded... kind of just came out of nowhere.

My main gripe: Katniss wins hearts volunteering for Prim, wows with her dress, has the whole star-crossed lovers thing going for her, and scored an 11 from the judges during training, yet Haymitch keeps saying that nobody likes her, yadda yadda. Then Peeta, who also has the star-crossed-lover thing going for him, knows how to play the "game" with the sponsors, and scored a very decent 8 from the judges, complains he can't get parachutes like Katniss can.

Other general thoughts:

I wouldn't have minded a movie with a more graphic portrayal of the violence, but I didn't necessarily miss it. I get why it was done this way, and I'm OK with that.

Cinna's flames were OK. Not awful, but didn't play me away.

I'm still not convinced they did a good job casting Peeta, although he didn't bother me as much as I anticipated.

Gale talked too much... Not!

I can't believe we have to wait until November 2013 for the next one... although I'm glad to see it absolutely killed it at the box office this weekend.

12.21.2011

My Top Albums of 2011


My Favorite Albums of 2011

1. Kurt Vile - Smoke Ring For My Halo

2. Fucked Up - David Comes to Life

3. Bon Iver - Bon Iver

4. The War On Drugs - Slave Ambient

5. Yuck - Yuck

6. Male Bonding - Endless Now

7. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong

8. The Joy Formidable - The Big Roar

9. Adele - 21

10. Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks - Mirror Traffic

11. Frank Turner - England Keep My Bones

12. Pure X - Pleasure

13. Cymbals Eat Guitars - Lenses Alien

14. Real Estate - Days

15. Wild Flag - Wild Flag

16. Washed Out - Within and Without

17. The Vaccines - What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?

18. Black Lips - Arabia Mountain

19. M83 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming

20. BOAT - Dress Like Your Idols

21. Dum Dum Girls - Only In Dreams

22. Los Campesinos! - Hello Sadness

23. TV On The Radio - Nine Types of Light

24. Florence + the Machine - Ceremonials

25. The Weeknd - House of Balloons

26. Future Islands - On the Water

27. Jeff the Brotherhood - We Are The Champions

28. Handsome Furs - Sound Kapital

29. The Horrible Crowes - Elsie

30. The Rapture - In the Grace of Your Love

31. The Twerps - s/t

32. Youth Lagoon - The Year of Hibernation

33. My Morning Jacket - Circuital

34. Black Keys - El Camino

35. Foster the People - Torches

36. Sleeper Agent - Celabrasion

37. The Antlers - Burst Apart

38. Cults - Cults

39. Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See

40. Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will

41. Givers - In Light

42. The Throne - Watch the Throne

43. St. Vincent - Strange Mercy

44. Active Child - You Are All I See

45. Wilco - The Whole Love

46. Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost

47. Telekinesis - 12 Desperate Straight Lines

48. Deer Tick - Divine Providence

49. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto

50. Neon Indian - Era Extraña

EPs of Note

Wavves - Life Sux

Surfer Blood - Tarot Classics

DOM - Family of Love

Jens Lekman - An Argument With Myself

Dum Dum Girls - He Gets Me High

Most Overrated

Radiohead – The King of Limbs

Fleet Foxes – Helplessness Blues

James Blake – James Blake

Biggest Disappointments

Radiohead – The King of Limbs

Bright Eyes - The People’s Key

Fleet Foxes – Helplessness Blues

Most Underrated

Male Bonding - Endless Now

Frank Turner - England Keep My Bones

BOAT - Dress Like Your Idols

Worst Thing I Heard

Lou Reed & Metallica – Lulu

Honorable Mention

I was unable to objectively rank this album since my friends are in the band, but I highly suggest checking out Sainthood Reps’ “Monoculture”!

12.23.2010

My Top Albums of 2010


My Favorite Albums
1. Surfer Blood - Astro Coast

2. The Gaslight Anthem - American Slang

3. LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
4. Arcade Fire - The Suburbs

5. Superchunk - Majesty Shredding
6. Broken Social Scene - Forgiveness Rock Record
7. Wavves - King of the Beach
8. Vampire Weekend - Contra
9. Radio Dept. - Clinging to a Scheme
10. Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
11. Robyn - Body Talk
12. Les Savy Fav - Roots of Ruin
13. Best Coast - Crazy For You

14. Wild Nothing - Gemini

15. Ted Leo - The Brutalist Bricks

16. The Soft Pack - s/t

17. Yeasayer - Odd Blood
18. Tokyo Police Club - Champ
19. Los Campesinos! - Romance Is Boring
20. Jaill - That's How We Burn
21. Belle and Sebastian - Write About Love
22. Frightened Rabbit - Winter of Mixed Drinks
23. Poison Control Center - Sad Sour Future
24. Local Natives - Gorilla Manor
25. Gorillaz - Plastic Beach
26. The Drums - s/t
27. The New Pornographers - Together
28. Spoon - Transference
29. The Hold Steady - Heaven Is Whenever
30. Shout Out Louds - Work
31. DOM - Sun Bronzed Greek Gods [EP]

32. Sun Airway - Nocturne of Exploded Crystal Chandelier
33. Against Me! - White Crosses
34. The Thermals - Personal Life
35. Violens - Amoral
36. The National - High Violet

37. Male Bonding - Nothing Hurts
38. Band of Horses - Infinite Arms

39. The Love Language - Libraries

40. Broken Bells - s/t

Most Overrated Albums
Sleigh Bells - Treats
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
MGMT - Congratulations

Biggest Disappointments
MGMT - Congratulations

Interpol - s/t
Ra Ra Riot - The Orchard

Most Underrated Albums
Surfer Blood - Astro Coast
Superchunk - Majesty Shredding
Radio Dept. - Clinging to a Scheme

12.10.2010

SantaBOT

me: i want death

SantaClaus:
I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.;-)

me: i want katy perry

SantaClaus: My goodness! You certainly are direct!

me: i want a puppy

SantaClaus:
Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

me: i want a puppy with wings

SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.

me: and i want his tail to be a machine gun

SantaClaus: Oh, Ho Ho! O:-) Now let's get serious! Anything else?
;-)
me: tell santa i want a kitten
and a robot

SantaClaus:
I suspect that's not all!
;-)
me: you're right. i want to fly

SantaClaus: What would your last Christmas wish be?

me: i want an empty box of hate

SantaClaus: :-) O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, poll and vote for your favorite holiday album?

me: why don't you suck an egg(nog)

SantaClaus: Santa loves eggnog!

me: damn right he does

SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.

me: oh, no! not coal!

SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

me: you too, good lookin'

SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
:-)

me: what? are you drunk?

SantaClaus: Oh dear, I am Father Christmas. You really don't remember me?

me: you used to touch me

Playground Law

There is absolutely no logic behind "Whoever smelt it, dealt it." None. It has always bothered me.

4.30.2010

Watch "Money Hunters"!

[self-promotion alert]

This Saturday, May 1, the Do-It-Yourself network will be premiering a brand new series called "Money Hunters", produced by my company, Nancy Glass Productions. It stars licensed contractor Matt Blashaw, and engineer extraordinaire Deanne Bell. They'll show you how to renovate on a budget using alternative materials and products, giving tips and using gadgets along the way. Take notes.

Our pilot episode will be airing at 8pm, and my producing (solo) debut will air at 8:30pm. Set your DVRs and tell momma!

4.11.2010

Yes, Master

what i learned from watching the masters:
- anthony kim has the best worst belt buckle ever.
- the bunkers are filled with crushed marble.
- the commentators think it's possible for one to have the shot of their career, yet that same shot is not their best shot of the tournament.

4.09.2010

Best. Anything. Ever.

This video cannot be topped lyrically, nor visually. It's educational, entertaining, and inspiring all at once.



Best 2 lines:

"Water, fire, air, and dirt /
Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

"I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay /
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away."

Pure. Mother Fucking. Magic.