Thank you, Old Man

Thank you, Old Man!

Today was the perfect day for you to back into my car with your Avalanche. What makes it even better is that...

1. Your shirt was on inside out.
2. You were backing out of a handicapped spot.
3. I was beeping at you to stop.
4. A woman was flailing her arms at you to get you to stop.
5. Your wife thought everything was funny, especially the rubber toy grenade on the ground about 20 yards away.
6. You couldn't provide insurance information.

Here's to faith in humanity.... please pay up, please....