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A Joke From Mom

Mrs. Kohler:

2 young brothers are in a convenience store. They bring a box of tampons up to the cashier. The man behind the counter says, "Boys, do you know what these are?"
The older boy: "No."
The cashier: "Are you buying them for your mom? Your sister?"
The older boy: "Nope."
The cashier: "Then why on Earth would you want to buy these?"
The older boy: "I'm buying them for my brother. On the box it says 'you can swim, ride a bike, and play tennis.' He can't do any of these things!"

She heard this joke in church.

Brad Pitt Stop

I'll copy and past the full article:

"Brad Pitt is accustomed to stopping passersby in their tracks. The Hollywood heartthrob's next job is slowing traffic in Siberia... or so Russian traffic police hope.

A Russian newspaper reports that cardboard cutouts of Pitt dressed as a traffic cop have been placed by the most dangerous intersections in the city of Omsk.

It's the latest move by authorities in their endless battle against speeding. Traffic accidents in Russia are among the highest in Europe.

The campaign seems to be working. Omsk officials say accidents are down as star-struck drivers ease off the gas to gaze at the unusual image."

Kodachrome

Some recent shots that don't have frames:

Burn, Baby, Burn

"Most of us can't rush around, talk to everyone, know all the cities of the world, we haven't time, money or that many friends. The things you're looking for are in the world, but the only way the average chap will ever see ninety-nine percent of them is in a book. Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore."

- Faber, from "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury

Obey 101

Some 101 updating is due:

54. I have now cooked 32 out of 50 recipes (can you tell I burn through a ton of charcoal and enjoy the taste of corn?):

Spicy Grilled Chicken
Grilled Sweet Potatoes
Curry Grilled Chicken
Grilled Pork with Avocado Salsa & Campfire Potatoes
Summer Vegetable Medley
55. There's not much I enjoy more than enjoying a beer in a brewery. It's like drinking milk straight from the nipple. I tackled my 2nd of 5 breweries while in Boston last week. After walking approximately 9 miles we stopped in to the Boston Beer Works outside of Fenway. Now, I know this falls on the wussy side of the beer line, but I went with a Watermelon Ale. I had to. I had never heard of such a thing, and I'll admit it was damn good and refreshing.
73. 3 more songs of the week... I can't believe I've been hacking at this list for more than half a year already...
Phoenix - 1901
Bruce Springsteen - I'm On Fire
The Church - Metropolis

75. I didn't report on this originally because I didn't even realize I did it, but a few months ago I checked out the University of Pennsylvania's Institute of Contemporary Art in Philly with Shu and Sheila. This past week, when I went to visit Jackie and Chris in Boston, we checked out Boston's Institute of Contemporary Art. It was pretty awesome because they had a Shepard Fairey exhibit entitled "Supply & Demand." Shepard Fairey is the guy behind the iconic Obama image seen everywhere during his campaign for President. They had the original on display, plus tons and tons of his "Andre the Giant Has a Possse" work. Yes, the same guy is behind both. It was a terribly inspiring and crushing exhibit to say the least. So... 75 = 2/5.

101. I was so close to fulfilling this one that it hurts. Damn you Ian Toth!!!!

Thank you Jackie.
Thank you Chris.
Thank you Dave, for driving.

Grand Slam

Congrats Mr. Federer. You finally did it.