Observations

Josh Elliott and Hannah Storm have to be having sex.

Bye Tom

Although I stopped going on MySpace on a daily basis over a year, maybe 2 years, ago this news pulls on my heartstrings, makes me feel old, and has the phrase "Damn the Man!" ringing in my ears: Tom, your automatically added friend, is stepping down as the man behind MySpace. I know he stopped doing this alone years ago, but the fact that he's leaving his child makes me feel strange.

The Reader

"I thought that if the right time gets missed, if one has refused or been refused something for too long, it's too late, even if it is finally tackled with energy and received with joy. Or is there no such thing as 'too late'? Is there only 'late', and is 'late' always better than 'never'? I don't know."

- Bernhard Schlink, The Reader

Dear Mr. President,

You can add me to the unemployment list. Thank you.

Don't Eat Her Cookies

My aunt's mom died.
She was cremated.
The urn was expensive.
My Godfather went to HomeGoods.
The ashes are in a flour canister.